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🟠 GitHub's having an existential crisis and took Cursor's Cloud Agents down with it. Turns out when the world's largest code repository decides to take a nap, everyone cloning from it gets the same treatment. The irony of code collaboration tools failing at collaborating is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Cloud Agents degradation due to GitHub outage
// Status page says
Mar 3 , 19:42 UTC Identified - GitHub is experiencing an outage, leading to an elevated failure rates when Cloud Agents clone repositories from GitHub. More information can be found on the GitHub status page: https://www.githubstatus.com/
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.cursor.com/incidents/1pbz34ft6zdfCursor's Greatest Hits
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🟡 Cursor achieved quantum superposition: simultaneously broken everywhere. IDE, agents, bots, automations—basically the entire stack decided to unionize and call in sick. Engineering team is now speed-running 'have you tried turning it off' on production.
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🟠 Cursor's Grok Bot is having an existential crisis—some instances went catatonic and new ones refuse to spawn. Engineers found the culprit and are rolling out a fix while computers contemplate their mortality. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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🟡 Cursor's Fable 5 model went full Rip Van Winkle, leaving engineers scrambling to explain why their fancy AI forgot how to AI. Time to dust off those backup models while the team figures out what went wrong. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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🟡 Anthropic's model serving decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving Cursor's AI agents staring at blank screens. The usual suspects (Claude Mythos 5, Fable 5, Sonnet 5) are all no-shows. Not Cursor's fault—they're just the messenger getting shot. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)