🟡 Convex's AI gateway decided to become an actual gatekeeper—turns out it wasn't just a metaphorical job. The service is currently ghosting requests like a bad date, leaving engineers to frantically check their send logs. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⚪ Some query and mutation executions decided to ghost their users for 41 minutes thanks to an upstream network hiccup. Convex's infrastructure had commitment issues, but they're back to pretending everything's fine now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Convex decided to test how many errors could fit in a deployment simultaneously. Most machines failed the audit; D1024s apparently have better lawyers. Fixed faster than you can say 'why is monitoring configured like this?'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Convex's European servers decided to throw a tantrum, sprinkling errors across a subset of deployments like they're conducting a stress test nobody asked for. Engineers implemented a fix and are now nervously refreshing their monitoring dashboards. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 CONVEX - HTTP Action Outage Affecting Some Deployments. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)