🟡 Convex's AI gateway decided to become an actual gatekeeper—turns out it wasn't just a metaphorical job. The service is currently ghosting requests like a bad date, leaving engineers to frantically check their send logs. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Convex decided to test how many errors could fit in a deployment simultaneously. Most machines failed the audit; D1024s apparently have better lawyers. Fixed faster than you can say 'why is monitoring configured like this?'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Convex's European servers decided to throw a tantrum, sprinkling errors across a subset of deployments like they're conducting a stress test nobody asked for. Engineers implemented a fix and are now nervously refreshing their monitoring dashboards. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🔴 CONVEX - HTTP Action Outage Affecting Some Deployments. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 AWS's availability zone threw a tantrum and took Convex's infrastructure hostage for a bit. They've since evacuated to safer ground, but the patient's still in recovery—monitoring for any lingering fever from the AWS mess. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)