🟡 Cohere's reasoning and vision models are playing dead—timeouts spreading across command-a variants like a bad cold. Engineers are investigating whether the models achieved sentience and simply refuse to work anymore. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟠 Cohere's hosting provider decided to take an unscheduled nap, leaving command-a-reasoning and rerank-v4.0-fast limping along. Turns out when you build on someone else's infrastructure, their problems become your problems—who knew?. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Cohere's documentation site decided to play hide-and-seek with its content. Turns out their upstream docs provider (Fern) is having an existential crisis. Engineers are currently negotiating with pages to come back online. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Cohere's dashboard decided to practice its refreshing routine a little too well—users caught in an infinite loop of login attempts. Playground's also having trust issues. Engineers are investigating whether the login page has commitment problems or just discovered the joys of recursion. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Cohere's documentation site went full Houdini thanks to Fern having a moment. Users staring at blank pages while engineers play the blame game with their vendor. The docs aren't lost, they're just on an unscheduled sabbatical. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)