🟡 Coda's having an existential crisis and locked everyone out of their docs. Engineers are doing the digital equivalent of checking if the router is plugged in. ETA: whenever the tech gods feel merciful. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Coda's having an identity crisis—can't access coda.io or log in through Superhuman. Apparently CloudFront decided to take an unscheduled nap, and Coda's just sitting there refreshing like a jilted date. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟡 Coda's document search decided to play hide-and-seek with your files and winning spectacularly. Apparently the 'find' feature found absolutely nothing, including itself. Engineers are currently playing detective while your organizational chaos festers undisturbed. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)