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⚪ Your image metrics ghosted you for 33 minutes while Cloudinary's dashboard decided to stop counting. The good news: they found them under the couch. Everything's back to pretending to track your bandwidth now. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Usage reports unavailable in Console Dashboard
// Status page says
Oct 5 , 08:00 EDT Resolved - Between approximately 11:29 and 12:02 UTC on October 5, 2026, usage reports in the Cloudinary Console Dashboard were unavailable. The issue has been resolved, and usage reporting functionality has been fully restored.
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Jul 29, 2026
🟡 Cloudinary's add-on installer decided to unionize around 13:50 UTC. Users keep getting friendly rejection letters. Engineers are currently having a very serious conversation with the deploy gods about why 'it works on my machine' isn't actually a life philosophy. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jan 19, 2026
⚪ Cloudinary's Creative Approval Workflow went ghost-mode over the weekend, leaving approvers staring at empty inboxes and contemplating their life choices. They've since resurrected it, proving even creative workflows need a weekend nap before remembering how to function. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)