BUNNY_CDN

🟠 Bunny's database controller decided to become a zen master—existing databases are fine, but trying to spin up new ones or manage them? That's a no-go zone right now. Engineering is caffeinating themselves into a solution. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Aug 25, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Database Controller Outage

// Status page says

Aug 25 , 14:06 UTC Identified - We have identified an issue with our Database controller, that our Engineering team are working to restore. Databases already online are not affected and will continue operating normally, but idle Databases or Database management is currently unavailable.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.bunny.net/incidents/ftpkdhql16zs

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