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🟡 AWS's euw3-az2 decided to play dead for 42 minutes—EC2 launches failed, instances ghosted their users, EBS volumes went full Houdini. Root cause: something got lost in translation, literally. All better now, probably.
// The official story
Service is operating normally: [RESOLVED] Increased Connectivity Issues
// Status page says
Between 3:58 AM and 4:40 AM PDT, we experienced increased error rates and increased launch failures for EC2 instances in a single Availability Zone (euw3-az2) in the EU-WEST-3 Region. During this time, customers attempting to launch new EC2 instances in the affected Availability Zone would have experienced launch failures. Additionally, a subset of existing EC2 instances and EBS volumes in this Availability Zone were impacted and became unreachable. We have identified the root cause to be a los
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